J Lo Is Pissed Off Her Boyfriend Keeps Texting Trannies

Page Six – Jennifer Lopez is ready to dump her boy-toy Casper Smart following further lurid claims that he’s been sexting transsexual models behind her back. Sources said Lopez, who is preparing for Wednesday’s free concert in front of thousands at Pelham Bay Park and also appeared in The Bronx to promote a healthy eating initiative, is furious that Smart’s alleged extra-curricular activities could overshadow her work. On Sunday, “Jenny From the Block” appeared at the Bronx event to promote the Center for Healthy Childhood at the Montefiore Medical Center, which received $250,000 from her Lopez Family Foundation. But on Monday, thedirty.com hit Lopez, 44, with details of 27-year-old Smart’s second alleged sexting transgression, this time with a transgendered female model named Xristina Marie. A source told us of the growing frustration in the Lopez camp over Smart’s antics: “She’s coming back to The Bronx and the only thing anyone can talk about is her toyboy and the transsexuals.” Another source tells us, “Jennifer is getting tired of all these allegations. She doesn’t need this drama and is ready to move on.”

Pretty legitimate gripe there from J Lo. Like dude stop texting with trannies. Is that really too much to ask? You would imagine he would want to stop texting trannies as much as she wants him to stop, right? Nobody wants to be the dude who texts trannies. I mean, to each his own in the bedroom. Whatever floats your boat. But I still don’t think anyone wants to be known as a Tranny Guy. Especially if you’ve got J Lo as your sugar mama. This idiot went from back up dancer nobody to fucking one of the hottest 40+ cougars alive who happens to be worth $300 million. You’d think he’d do everything he can to keep that situation going.

Just kinda goes to show guys can’t help themselves with texting. Sometimes you absolutely know its a terrible idea to send a text. Whether you’re talking about an ex girlfriend or a sidepiece or an ugly fat chick, whatever. Sometimes you know you’re making a huge mistake and press send anyway. I guess thats Casper Smart in this situation. Should I just keep my bazillionaire cougar happy or text this chick that may or may not have a dick? *presses send and throws his phone across the room*